THE CENSOR - The Best Short Film Ever! (Censored Version)

Just when you thought it was safe to let your hair down, THE CENSOR is BACK to remind us of old-fashioned British values like good manners, sexual repression and COLD-BLOODED MURDER.

LEO SKELLY stars as CEDRIC, an officious drone of the BBFC who injects the rules of film censorship into the real world... with the help of his razor-sharp editing scissors. SNIP SNIP!

Written and directed by award-winning scouse filmjockey Graham Hughes, THE CENSOR is a lively and vivacious black comedy, made all the more remarkable by the fact it was put together for less than £20. And yes, myspace DID delete it (but only after featuring it on their front page for a day and it getting over 40,000 views).

In a twist of irony that even Alanis Morrissette would understand, we've had to censor the damn thing to get it on YouTube. Don't worry - it still contains all the swearing, violence, gore and mayhem, but I've blurred out Chessie's baps because Americans obviously find nudity more offensive than someone shitting in your cornflakes.

CREW
Writer/Director: Graham Hughes
Producer: Matthew Eland
Special FX: John Heaney
Music: Simon Barber

CAST
Cedric: Leo Skelly
Angry Director: Filippo Fiori
Security: Tony Lawson
Prof. Jack Prendergast: Hugh Sheridan
Sex Girl: Danger Hollywood
Sex Boy: John Heaney
Coke Head: Adam Baird
Rapist: Nico Xander
Rape Victim: Mary Dowrick
Sir Quentin Cooke: Jake Norton
Myspace Tom: Trevor Fleming